I was putting clothes back in the wardrobe in the guest bedroom yesterday afternoon when there was a fierce low growling from the bed. When I looked round I saw an angry Scooter facing up to her tail. It was annoying her by lashing about in her face and she was growling at it.
The tail failed to take the hint and lashed about even faster.
It was turning into a Harry Hill situation. I like Scooter. And I like her tail. But which is best?
There is only one way to find out. F I G H T !!!
So, before the mother of all civil wars broke out, I tiptoed quietly out of the room.