Religious Truths?

Its been a  pretty quiet housebound week, though we both got back to reasonable form on Thursday- Himself out detectorising and me to the meeting at the Hall.

We shopped for Jacks and ourselves on Friday.  And we have a busy weekend coming up.  There is a bit of a family reunion, and Dave and Maggie - ex-Expats - are in the country so we plan to get together next week. Hopefully we will be seeing a bit more of them in the future as they will be spending more time in the UK.

And I found this among my files - don't know where it came from, but it is rather clever.

It's spot on about us Jehovah's Witnesses at least.  And given the awful mess we, the damaged children of disobedient Adam are in, how urgently everyone needs to know why all this is happening and what is going to happen next.

         R E L I G I O U S  T R U T H S

TAOISM

THINGS HAPPEN

CONFUCIANISM

CONFUCIUS SAY “THINGS HAPPEN”

ZEN-BUDDHISM

WHAT IS THE SOUND OF THINGS HAPPENING?

HINDUISM

THIS THING HAPPENED BEFORE

ISLAM

IF THINGS HAPPEN IT IS THE WILL OF ALLAH

PROTESTANTISM

LET THINGS HAPPEN TO SOMEONE ELSE

CATHOLICISM

IF THINGS HAPPEN YOU DESERVE IT

JUDAISM

WHY DO THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO US?

ATHEISM

THINGS HAPPEN FOR NO APPARENT REASON

AGNOSTICISM

WE CAN’T PROVE THINGS HAPPEN

JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES

LET US IN AND WE’LL TELL YOU WHY THINGS HAPPEN

CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS

ONLY GOOD THINGS HAPPEN

HARE KRISHNA

THINGS HAPPEN, THINGS HAPPEN, THINGS HAPPEN, THINGS, THINGS

EVANGELISM

SEND ME 8,000,000 DOLLARS OR THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU


So please yes let us in and we will tell you why all these things are happening and what Jehovah is going to do about it.  It is all set out in the Bible on your shelf, and we long to show you what it really says.