Now that you have been tempted into my blog I can reveal:
(a) that the doors are now locked
(b) that the full title of this blog is "For Free Chocolate Cake Look Somewhere Else".
Sorry. But I need an audience for my poem. Its quite short so don't panic.
I sent it off (many years ago) to a competition run by a magazine that was being edited by Auberon Waugh. I suppose it could have been The Oldie. He wanted some more Mrs.Ravoon adventures - see:
So I wondered where the scary lady had come from. And wrote this:
The ship has returned
From the alien star
Captain and crew
Who knows where they are?
But a large silk cocoon
In which form the features of
I didn't win.
It is a wild and stormy morning with waves building up on The Channel. It should be a quiet day today - study - paperwork - housework - telly watching.
Second day into new medicine... strong stuff... apprehensive... will it turn me into MRS RAVOON!